She fucked a Mexican?
That one snuck up on me later. Had to come back to upvote.
Well what do you know? Jesus is a statutory rapist.
He did say he was going to come again.
Fake. It comes from the World News Daily report which is a satire site. Check the source on the article.
"Latifah Smith-Nabengana says she wants to demand a paternity test as soon as her son is born, to prove that she is telling the truth."
Orly?! From whom?
Its bullshit, its from a fake news site.
Because I can't tell my parents what really happened...
google image search, picture from it's original article
No that was her parents comment after she broke the news to her.
Of course she does. Most pregnant 15 year olds do.
EDIT: One of them even got everyone to BELIEVE that!
It's a MIRACLE!!
Mary would've been 13-14 at Jesus' birth so maybe he likes women that remind him of mom.
Here we go again. Time for another messiah.
See? fucking teens don't pay attention in church... she fingered the wrong guy.
He's not the Messiah, just a naughty boy.
Wasn't he offering half priced driveway sealing last month?
Hey it's worth a shot
The non-immaculate conception.
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